.Monday, March 30, 2009 '
Monday, March 30, 2009
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~It's your ♥ that lead us~
~Let's Go all for him!~
heys here are some funnies for you guys to chill-lax. [chill + relax = chillax]
Kids Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .MARIA: Here it isTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?CLASS: Maria.____________________________________TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.__________________________________________TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'TEACHER: No, that's wrongGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.____________________________________________TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?DONALD: H I J K L M N O.TEACHER: What are you talking about?DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.__________________________________TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE: Me!_______________________________________TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'MILLIE: I is..TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' _________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.______________________________TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog ' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.___________________________________TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD: A teacher _____________________________
_____ to end it off, here are some good quotes.
[Quotes]
"Don't fear pressure, for pressure is what turns rough stones into diamonds"
"Good times become good memories.
Bad times becomes good lessons."
"Our greatest glory is never in rising,
but in rising every time we fall"
ALIVE,dk
